Now, i am still trying to find myself. Like my nick in my MSN, "Life is not about clubbing." This seriously cant go on and will not go on as its been really too much recently. Like one of my good fren, Edam says: "Ed, i hear jiu hao. Haha!"
So why do people club? Drunk? Dance? Finding New Partner? Flirt? One Night stand? Chill? Grind? Did i miss out anything? Ok, Maybe too rich? Lol. I believe be it guys or girls, i have listed your intentions. Hahah. Seriously what the Hell, Bosco! But its so common these days. Nothing is impossible. Let me go through one by one for you.
Drunk - Dont head down to places like Zouk, Zirca, Powerhouse, etc when you have to tink before you order drinks coz they are inexpensive to get yourself drunk. Argh, juz go double O. You no need to think so much and you can have a nice cold drink on your hand. Cheap drunk i call it.
Dance - Recently always sweat like hell when i dance. Nice music to make the body groove. I like RnB and hip hop. Now i feel like learning dancing. Anyone? Except you pls.
Finding New Partner - Don't freaking waste your time to get a nice guy or girl in a club. Unless its a fren's birthday event when the guy/girl only head down there once in a gathering event. If you go there to tap girls like me? Believe me, they are being tapped at least 10 times that night. Do you stand a chance? Yes! Bluff them you are rich. Oh ya, we are talking about new nice partners. We are not at the One Night Stand yet. Yap. Chances close to zero. Please try your nearest mall.
Flirt - How shall i put this one? when a grp of girls like 2-3 hits the dance floor, there are always 4-5 guys surrounding them, trying to flirt with them. Some guys juz dance around them and hope that some miracle will happen. Guys, they dont. Unless you are Zac Efron. Please guys, only in drama. or Maybe you are lucky that lady is drunk. Might be a psycho. Yap. Beware. Girls do flirt - Bitch.
One Night Stand - This one is interesting. How should i start? Not only for guys, there are some ladies out there looking for this one too, they do want this kind of experience. Just waiting for the right guy to open their.. mind. Not legs. Ok maybe eventually. This is obscene. Next.
Grind - Ok, i shall talk about grinding first. Recently heard lots from my ladies fren that they were molested in clubs. Mostly by malay guys. I even saw it right in front of my eyes. and seriously whats up with that. There is always someone meant for you. Don't touch what's not yours. Unless permission given. Be it body language or mouth language. Please despo dont grind anymore ok? Ladies dun like it.
Chill - This is where you know new people if your fren bring new friends. Your night will be quite fun i shall say, making new frens with ease. I met a few nice people through my frens. Guess this is the most righteous intention? Chilling i mean.
Too Rich - If you just get your bonus from your company, be generous when it comes to alcohol. Its nice treating someone a glass of cranberry vodka. You may brighten his/her night and maybe he/she might brighten yours.
From what i learnt on labour day and previous club nights, only try to know strangers whom you are interested. If you are drunk, please be awake for that few seconds of your life. You do not wish to be in that awkard position my friend was in. Don't waste other people's time if you are least interested.
So why do people club? Drunk? Dance? Finding New Partner? Flirt? One Night stand? Chill? Grind? Did i miss out anything? Ok, Maybe too rich? Lol. I believe be it guys or girls, i have listed your intentions. Hahah. Seriously what the Hell, Bosco! But its so common these days. Nothing is impossible. Let me go through one by one for you.
Drunk - Dont head down to places like Zouk, Zirca, Powerhouse, etc when you have to tink before you order drinks coz they are inexpensive to get yourself drunk. Argh, juz go double O. You no need to think so much and you can have a nice cold drink on your hand. Cheap drunk i call it.
Dance - Recently always sweat like hell when i dance. Nice music to make the body groove. I like RnB and hip hop. Now i feel like learning dancing. Anyone? Except you pls.
Finding New Partner - Don't freaking waste your time to get a nice guy or girl in a club. Unless its a fren's birthday event when the guy/girl only head down there once in a gathering event. If you go there to tap girls like me? Believe me, they are being tapped at least 10 times that night. Do you stand a chance? Yes! Bluff them you are rich. Oh ya, we are talking about new nice partners. We are not at the One Night Stand yet. Yap. Chances close to zero. Please try your nearest mall.
Flirt - How shall i put this one? when a grp of girls like 2-3 hits the dance floor, there are always 4-5 guys surrounding them, trying to flirt with them. Some guys juz dance around them and hope that some miracle will happen. Guys, they dont. Unless you are Zac Efron. Please guys, only in drama. or Maybe you are lucky that lady is drunk. Might be a psycho. Yap. Beware. Girls do flirt - Bitch.
One Night Stand - This one is interesting. How should i start? Not only for guys, there are some ladies out there looking for this one too, they do want this kind of experience. Just waiting for the right guy to open their.. mind. Not legs. Ok maybe eventually. This is obscene. Next.
Grind - Ok, i shall talk about grinding first. Recently heard lots from my ladies fren that they were molested in clubs. Mostly by malay guys. I even saw it right in front of my eyes. and seriously whats up with that. There is always someone meant for you. Don't touch what's not yours. Unless permission given. Be it body language or mouth language. Please despo dont grind anymore ok? Ladies dun like it.
Chill - This is where you know new people if your fren bring new friends. Your night will be quite fun i shall say, making new frens with ease. I met a few nice people through my frens. Guess this is the most righteous intention? Chilling i mean.
Too Rich - If you just get your bonus from your company, be generous when it comes to alcohol. Its nice treating someone a glass of cranberry vodka. You may brighten his/her night and maybe he/she might brighten yours.
From what i learnt on labour day and previous club nights, only try to know strangers whom you are interested. If you are drunk, please be awake for that few seconds of your life. You do not wish to be in that awkard position my friend was in. Don't waste other people's time if you are least interested.
In clubs, its a realistic world. Both sexes see appearance, internal beauty dun belong here.
Maybe i should try the nearest mall.
